Maine's QOTD " In The Club Drunk"

I have sooooo many stories about me being drunk its not even funny. Shit, I love to drink everything from Pina Coladas (especially the BBQ's Texas size with the extra shot) to homemade mixtures like Barcardi apple and any juice available in the house LOL. I've been twisted in Mars 2112, The Supper Club, The Roxy, and probably any other damn club you can name. Fuck it I'm a drunk!!!!! Or as they would say a functional alcoholic, whatever!!!!! I remember one particular time @ Mars 2112 when I got so twisted Tad (my twin) had to help me up the damn stairs but when I got outside I was good money (I think) LMAO! I wasn't throwing up all over the place like some individuals do or starting fight like other asshole I was just a little sleepy that's it. Matter of fact I wasn't even drunk I was just tired....Yeah, that's it Lol.

i just came from the first edition of Martini Thursday's after work party @ the world famous 40/40 club. On some real shit, Jay-Z, Beyonce, and T.I was in the building tonight and that shit was crazy!!!! I know this is a shameless plug but, martini Thursday @ the 40/40 is bananas. if you don't believe me go to the sites it's maineqotd.gmail.com

The Bottom Line "Standing on line"

The Bottom line is......EVERYBODY has to get on line. We already know there's an unspoken rule for promoters and the occasional door girl but its over for your homeboy or that chick you tapping. What happens is the promoters comes to the door to pull someone in and the people on line sees this then what, they start calling out your name like " yo son, what's good" and then you like " I got you kid" and now you back and forth because the cycle just continues every time you step outside that club. The thing that really kills me is when people stand right in front of the door on their phones calling the promoter to get them in. SMDH!!!! If you were a somebody the bouncer would know you but you're a nobody and no one knows you period. Get on the damn line. Anyone who knows me know I ain't with it. Don't call me, text me, email me, IM me, or anything. And i really hate the "I'm on my way " call then the "I'm looking for parking" call then the "I'm on line" call then the "I'm getting searched now "call WTF!!!!! Are you retarded?!?!?! Get on line, get in, and party FUCK!!!!!!!!!! That's it I'm done

I am Mr. Miami for real!!!!! that's me and my man Ty @ the Royal palm hotel in south beach (Maine on the right) Yes! that is a Nautica shirt and Nautica shorts and a Nautica watch. That's why one of my aka's is Nauti Boy.... Holla

I'm Here Now!!!!

what's really good everybody? Mr. QOTD is officially here with my new blog site so yall can come here and read my thoughts on some of the responses you silly MFers posted throughout the week. I hope yall enjoy the added features to the QOTD such as this blog site since the main complaint of my forum is i never answer the questions myself, also the battle of the sexes which is done every Friday @12pm SHARP!!! I'm still working on the site to make it more enjoyable for yall so stay tuned. thanks to my good friend Adina for putting me on to this site too. I owe you one homie
see yall soon and i'm out!!!!